Hear ye, hear ye! Let it be know from this day that this blog shall take unto itself a new, bold direction. Rather than unabashedly celebrating the awesomeness of men, instead the fine authors herein shall rededicate themselves to determining the awesomest thing, via the most efficient means possible: a tournament!To give you an idea of how awesome the tournament entrants are, here is a listing of items that missed our cut:
| “I Love My Mom” Tattoos |
| #1 sign atop of Grace |
| 1988 National Championship |
| 3 day Weekends |
| 3OH!3 |
| 4th of July |
| Adenosine Triphosphate |
| American Cheese |
| Angry Dragon |
| Away football games when we win |
| Back to the Future |
| Backer Long Islands |
| Bald Eagle |
| Barbecues |
| Baywatch |
| Beach Volleyball |
| Beating Commies |
| Being a Fatty |
| Blowing stuff up/explosions |
| Blue/Gold Tailgating |
| Bobbies (thanksgiving in a roll) |
| Bonfires |
| Breweries |
| Buried treasure |
| Cake |
| Captain Planet |
| Casual Fridays |
| Cheesy Gordita Crunches |
| Cookie Dough |
| Corn Mazes |
| Crazy Fireman |
| Crossbows |
| Das Boot |
| Deer Hunting |
| Deer Hunting |
| Dingus Day |
| Dinner Impossible |
| DJ Drew |
| Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge |
| Dr. House |
| Dread Pirate Roberts |
| Drinking games |
| dry humping |
| Farts |
| Feelin’ on yo booty |
| Fire Sauce |
| Free Food |
| Fried food on a stick |
| Friends’ Sisters |
| Garbage Day |
| Gas Miracle |
| Gentle Humping, Not Sexual |
| girthiness |
| Goldschlager |
| Greasy Bacon |
| Grillz |
| Guinness |
| Hawaii |
| Hawaiian Vacations |
| Health Care Reform |
| Hooters |
| Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis |
| James Bond |
| Jupiter |
| Kegerators |
| Kentucky Derby |
| Kermit the Frog |
| Leopard 2A6 (it's an awesome tank) |
| Loving Fatties |
| Making Fatties Pay |
| Man vs. Wild |
| Manti Te’o |
| Marathons |
| March Madness |
| Modular furniture |
| Moms |
| monkeys throwing poo |
| Mr. T |
| Naps |
| Naval rings on chicks |
| Neil Patrick Harris |
| Ninjas |
| Not Wanting to be a Fattie |
| Notre Dame Stadium |
| Nuclear submarines |
| Nunchuck skills |
| Oreo Truffles |
| Ozzie Guillen |
| Pandora Internet Radio |
| PlayStation |
| Poloroid cameras |
| Proper Urinal Etiquette |
| Red Lobster |
| Rich Rodriquez at Michigan |
| ROADTRIPS |
| Rowboats |
| Sean Connery |
| Sexual Healing |
| Sexy/Slutty _____ Costumes |
| Shamrocks |
| Shutting down the band |
| Sleeper Holds |
| Snowball fights |
| Squirrel Fishing |
| State Fairs |
| Stealth Bombers/Fighters |
| Steamrollers/Anvils |
| Super Bowl Parties |
| Swimming with dolphins |
| Sylvester Stallone |
| Tax Refunds |
| Thanksgiving |
| The Bad Touch |
| The Black Eyed Peas |
| The Five Second Rule |
| The Hamburgler |
| The Landing |
| The Moon (assuming it’s made of cheese) |
| The other side of the pillow |
| The Smell of Napalm in the Morning |
| The Summer Olympics |
| The time when Ian made out with Bill |
| The US Marine Core |
| The walk of shame |
| Time Travel |
| Tree forts |
| Turning 21 |
| USC scandal |
| Waking up at noon |
| Warm Krispy Kremes |
| Wood n’ Caulk |
| XBox |
